Some Tkday poems can be a little cheeky...

No.1

Roses are red
Your hair's going grey
But don't get upset
Have a fab Tkday!


No.2

Willice finished the activity he was doing
And answered the door.
"Surprise!"
It was Adam, Keith, Robbie Waller,
The Lunch Girls, Peter's South African penpal,
Peter himself,
Liz Crowther,
And the three lesbians Willice had met at the run.
Pop!!
The lesbians popped the cork and it was all going on Willice.
"What?!"
His vest was alread drenched.
"It's your Tkday!"
The lesbians were getting bubbly on WIllice's drums.
"My what?!"
There were banners and everything.
Willice slept with one of the Lunch Girls
And there were still people there when the postman came.